CAPTAIN CARL'S DAILY BLARRRG
Hello, lovers
Posted 2/13/2009 12:39:00 PM
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Hello, lovers! Happy V-D.

The photos of us with our significant others are after the jump in the upper right corner.

Judy Tenuta & Emo Phillips were married, but now they aren’t.

Former Channel 5 reporters Matuschka Lindo (originally from Enid, Oklahoma) & Malcolm Briggs are married & own a Snuggie / Slanket.

Janet Jackson eloped with childhood friend & fellow R&B singer James DeBarge. They divorced shortly afterwards & the marriage was annulled in mid-1985. She then had another unknown husband, René Elizondo Jr. (He’s on the famous Rolling Stone cover, behind her, covering her breasts with his hands.)

JC is having a colonoscopy on Monday. But, please stop sending JC the Dave Berry colonoscopy story.

Missing Persons’ drummer was Terry Bozzio. Berlin’s lead singer was Terri Nunn.

I was an event escort for Playmates of the Year Tiffany Fallon (2005) & Kara Monaco (2006) & also March 2004 Playmate Sandra Hubby. They were very nice women (& beautiful, too).

British website “Seduction Labs” went over Playboy’s records every month “since about 1959” & compiled information about the Centerfolds’ “fact sheets.” Here’s what they found…

Top turn-ons:
1. Music
2. Animals
3. Food

Top turnoffs:
1. Egotistical / Arrogant people
2. Liars
3. Jealousy

Top ambitions:
1. Acting
2. Modeling
3. Happiness
Clicky for more.

JC is still rubbing in the fact that he has played Pebble Beach & John hasn’t.

Eric Clapton & Steve Winwood have announced a joint, 14-date tour, beginning on June 10th. They aren’t coming to Saint Louis, but, as John predicted, they are going to Columbus, OH.

“Naomi, did I moan?” is a palindrome.

Peter Gabriel won't perform at the Academy Awards. The show's producers have reduced the song segment to a medley of the three songs ("Down to Earth” from WALL-E, “Jai Ho” & “O Saya” from Slumdog Millionaire) with 90 seconds in the medley for each song. But Gabriel said "I don't feel that is sufficient time to do the song justice, and I have decided to withdraw from performing." He still will be in the audience in case he wins.

In 1985, Phil Collins was passed over to perform his nominated composition "Against All Odds,” because the producers of the telecast were not familiar with his work. Anne Reinking performed the song instead, with Collins sitting in the audience. It didn’t matter; Stevie Wonder won for “I Just Called to Say I Love You” from The Lady in Red.

According to the University of Chicago's National Opinion Research Center, the average American adult gets busy 61 times a year or about once every six days.

Laurie saw The International & gives it two & ½ outta five.

JC doesn’t know what he’s gonna do Sunday night, not watch the NBA All-Star Game or not watch the Daytona 500.

Billboard has released its annual "Music Moneymakers" list, which ranks the top artists who raked in the most income throughout the previous year.

3. Bruce Springsteen ($156,327,964)
2. Bon Jovi ($157,177,766)
1. Madonna ($242,176,466)

Clicky for the entire list.

According to Yahoo!, interweb searches including the terms, "When is Valentine's Day?" are up by 150%. Of those searches, 79% were performed by men.

Other V-Day web searches:

"cheap lingerie" up 63%
"cheap engagement rings" up 195%
"free valentines day cards" up 224%
"free restaurant coupons" up 522%

We played Last Man Standing for Front Row James Taylor tickets.
 
Other famous people known by their initials:
B.B. King
J. K. Rowling
H. R. Haldeman
C. W. McCall
W.C. Fields
D.B. Cooper
kd lang
C.C. Sabathia
J.J. Walker
P.T. Barnam
P. J. O’Roarke
E.F. Hutton
LL Cool J
J.R. Ewing

Lee Redmond of Salt Lake City got into a car accident & broke a fingernail. But she had been growing her fingernails since 1979, & with a combined length of more than 28 feet, Lee had the longest fingernails in the world. Yuck. I could put up pictures of the hag, but they’re nasty. Find ‘em on your own.

The JoY was Richard Jeni’s encounter with boobs. The 3fA featured love songs from the Roy Orbison & kd lang (“Crying”), Blue Jays (“I Dreamed Last Night”) & Gordon Lightfoot (“Beautiful”). The Vault was a special Valentine’s Day soundbite collection. Finally, Stephen Stills & Peter Tork were roommates. They both auditioned for “The Monkees.” The world is a better place for the outcome.

Don't Do Anything Stupid,
Carl The Intern

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